Stay tuned for what I’m sure will be fascinating stories of riches beyond your wildest dreams, fellow post-academics!
Starting next week, I shall be filling in for the administrative assistant in what I am told is a “spectacular” and “luxurious” office building in NYC. I am told there will be jaw-dropping views from the 60th floor. I am told to dress smartly, but to wear practical shoes in case I have to lift things. I am told to smile a lot.
I am told there will be a butler.
No, I am not joking. Who knew butlers even existed outside the Clue board game! I’ve never even seen a butler. How my provincial worldview will be expanded through the experience of answering the phone, filing, and possibly lifting heavy things and moving them to a new location for super-duper rich people!
I am giddy with excitement.
You’re not exactly the admin assistant they’re expecting, either. Use that to your advantage. I’d guess you probably won’t have to lift anything, either. That’s what butlers are for …
I hope Jeeves gives good lunch!
good luck, I hope these new people treat you with more respect than the last place.
Cant wait for the scoop!